Backdoor Merchant

A proprietor of the backdoor. i.e Anal sex.
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand

Did you see Tony coming out of John's house yesterday, that guy's a real Backdoor Merchant

by Backdoor Merchant December 28, 2016

muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes

Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 2, 2020

Wind-up merchant

Dylan Evans

Don't answer any question from the wind-up merchant

by Shlag123 June 5, 2023

Bunda Merchant

One who commonly peruses women with large abdominal prowess(big ass).

Alexis is lokey a bunda merchant. I see him get excited when the Latinas walk by.

by Dj Ivis Lover June 16, 2023

Griddy Merchant

Someone who plays the fifa video game nearly every day and uses the Griddy emote after every goal scored. They do this so that the opponent rage quits or breaks a controller.

Man these fucking Griddy merchants! They must get zero pussy. I can just smell the stench through the mic.

by Dj Ivis Lover June 16, 2023

Packet Merchant

Someone who sells cocaine/packet/charlie usually from a high end hatchback or SUV.

Oh man im dying for a bit of packet. Better go and see Whitemed he is the packet merchant round here.

by Lapmeister March 24, 2023

Niche Brand Merchant

Ross Letcher

A man that only wears niche streetwear brands

Shit bru, that oke is a real Niche Brand Merchant. He's wearing koikoi, salt and float together

by NicheBrandMerchantfan March 28, 2023