Joe and Ethan were playing a wedgie game. They did rock, paper, sizzors in rounds of ten. Whoever lost one round, they got a wedgie from the back. Joe won the first round. Ethan turned round and Joe dug into his trousers and seized his red calvin klien boxer-briefs and gave him a wedgie. Ethan giggled as he felt his underwear go in between his ass cheeks. They went again. Joe hit a rock and Ethan hit sizzors, he lost again! Ethan sighed but laughed as he stood facing Joe. Joe laughed as he pulled up Ethan's shirt and sized the front of his red calvin Klien boxer-briefs, Joe tugged them right up to Ethan's stomach, giving him a melvin, displacing his penis and squashing his testicles. Good for Ethan that he won the next round and tugged Joe's white Topman boxer-briefs hard up his ass.
by Spectreactivecamo December 3, 2021
Get the Melvinmug. Another word to describe a nerd
There a tattletale, annoying, teachers pet, and brags about there IQ even though no one cares
There a tattletale, annoying, teachers pet, and brags about there IQ even though no one cares
by THErizzQUEEN June 7, 2023
Get the Melvinmug. A social outcast who needs to always be right with a more than considerable chance of being a pedophile.
by SamTheMelvinator December 2, 2023
Get the Melvinmug. When a person is awkward af or fucks up a lot of times drop drinks or fucks up the first date. we use we melvin that .
by OG_namer May 10, 2022
Get the Melvinmug. Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.
“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”
“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
by robbiekates November 1, 2017
Get the Wet Melvinmug. He’s funny smart always trying to do to his best gets all the girls but he doesn’t know one of the biggest bozos you ever meet but at the end of the day it’s fun to have him as a best friend
by Usogueyguey November 7, 2021
Get the Melvinmug. What you call someone that can't think for themselves and only cares about his own self. They often hit people for their own amusement and hurt other people, and apparently it's okay to do so if they're a Melvin. They're a bitch most of the time and whenever you stumble upon them you get the urge to beat the shit out of them, but it really isn't their fault since it's their personality to be a Melvin. They sound like a drunk cow trying to talk.
by meelvinn January 25, 2023
Get the Melvinmug.