melon carpet

The fuzzy hair on a lovely set of breasts of any gender.

"He took off his shirt and had the best melon carpet!!"

by corvideer October 2, 2018

Doggo melon

A doggo melon is a good boy dog who has a watermelon on his head. Sometimes used for memes.

Oh look a doggo melon!
Theres the doggo melon! why is it sus

by Abby sus March 7, 2022

melon squash

When you press your tits up against a window

She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.

by Eastside Rabbit July 29, 2023

Coco Melon

A show for IPad kids who wipe their buggers on the damn screen and then expect u to touch it.

Mama! Can I watch Coco Melon?
Sister can u hand me my tablet so I can watch Coco Melon?

by Eatmyfoot20 September 13, 2021

Yellin' Melon

A sexual act where a man gives himself a titjob with a woman's melons while his butt is positioned either on or near her face. The "yelling" aspect is induced by the man farting or defecating on the woman's face which will likely lead to yelling unless she's into that sort of thing. In that case the Yellin' Melon cannot be properly achieved.

Ethel: "Oh my God Gertrude, why did you break up with Archibald?"

Gertrude: "He pulled a Yellin' Melon on me last night... after having eaten Indian food."

by Waaaat?! October 17, 2015

melon smasher

When a girl shoves a melon up her vagina clenches until it smashes and she can shoot ton he seeds out her anus

i melon smashed last night and aimed at my dartboard for points

melon smasher

by dfiojdsgiosdghiodhgoidshddh September 4, 2014

melon drop

To flick a woman's (or man's) breasts with the index fingers.

Also the act of lifting and then dropping two breasts while yelling "melon drop." It happens more commonly to women (or men) with big breasts.

Can also be known as 'double bean dip.'

You know Stacey, that chick with the huge knockers? Mike melon dropped her the other day, and she almost killed him for touching her 'moneymakers.'

by Fieldstonvirgo April 20, 2009