Jewish Mechanic

This is a type of mechanic who always uses cheap parts and or "band-aids" the problem at hand.

Look at the horrible job Eli did fixing this machine. The parts are cheap and it's not fixed right. He really is a Jewish Mechanic.

by Chester LaRue July 13, 2016

mechelle

a woman with very large breasts

that girl over there is a mechelle

by Daddy Cox August 19, 2006

Mechasexual

Adj.

Having sexual preferance to machines. A term commonly used to describe PC owners.

"Okay Eddie...what are you, you don't seem to enjoy being heterosexual, and homosexuality is hopefully out of the question..you do own a impressive ammount of hentai. Are you..Suisexual? Or..perhaps, like most pc owners, mechasexual? Just wondering"

by Krab July 21, 2003

Mechanical

One Thousand Times Better than Awesome

Damn, that stock is downright mechanical!

by InvestmentBankersRule August 27, 2010

mechaphiliac

Someone who derives pleasure from sexual acts with mechanical objects. Such as robots and VHS players.

It looks like Matt gave this VHS player a mexican avalanche. What a mechaphiliac!

by Matt July 7, 2003

Shade Tree Mechanic

Casual mechanics who fix or modify cars using tools and techniques that are frequently improper or not "by the book".

Tool boxes include zip ties, they use chrome sockets on an impact driver, don't own a torque wrench, and probably learned how to fix cars from a buddy, youtube, forum posts, or by doing.

How many foot lbs of torque? Just twist it until its "goodandtight". We're shade tree mechanics, not Ford technicians

by Biggus Nateus March 24, 2020

frat mechanic

an alumnus of a college fraternity who returns to his house way too often.

yea, tad is such a frat mechanic. he came around the tower on tuesday night just to watch a ball game.

by roger1000 October 22, 2017