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Skilled Mechanic

A female who has graduated with honours after serving a sex academy apprenticeship. She has proven ability to give rousing, memorable and meaningful blowjobs. It applies to any woman whose oral cavity is in coordination with her respiratory technique, tongue and teeth movements such that the testicles and shaft can both be pleasured at the same time without her having to repeatedly extract one's tackle from her mouth in order to breath! Her mouth is generously ample without being cavernous. The true skilled mechanic will be able to demonstrate ball and shaft swallowing at the same time thus living up to her deserved and well earned academic title! Spitting or swallowing is optional depending on how well the connection works out between you!
John - "Eric, check out the milf at the table opposite. Just look at how she is demolishing that lobster without spilling a drop. She truly is a skilled mechanic".
by anton at blue velvet May 13, 2014
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Coping Mechanism

cara-cara yang digunakan individu untuk mengatasi stres, tekanan, atau situasi sulit dalam hidup.
Setelah kehilangan pekerjaannya, dia mulai menghadiri kelompok dukungan psikologis sebagai salah satu coping mechanism untuk mengatasi stres dan kecemasan.
by frizk September 25, 2023
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Mechanical brilliance

Refers to exceptional skill and precision in executing complex in-game manuvers, often invloving quick reflexes and control.
Parker dominates kids with his mechanical brilliance.
by Hasty Term January 10, 2025
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The Mechanical Bull

during sex when the guy puts his thumb in the girls butthole and tries to stay in while she rages
"Why tf would u do that"
"I wanted to try the mechanical bull"
by Lowk3y.x February 20, 2024
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Mechanics law

Mechanics Law: Example A. If you want to save ($) "Money" "Cash" "Feria" "Tender not Tinder" or any other form of "Goods for Trade", then you must have plenty of "Time". If you dont have "Time" then you'll need time have plenty of ($) " Money " "Cash" "Feria" " Tender not Tinder" or any other form of acceptable "Goods for Trade" . Example B. In other words the trade of either time or money for the savings of either time or money. Example C. 0:00 > $ < 0:00 or $ > 0:00 < $ . Example D. The most basic if you dont have time you need money if you dont have money youll need time .

Or the greater consumption of one will result in the lesser comsumption or savings of the other.

But warning that this in no way means that idle time pays .

In other words get your ass back to work cuz this shit isn't going to fix its self.
Mechanics Law: when your boss is on your ass because you haven't gotten the job done and the customer is calling and calling to see if there car is ready. But they didn't want to buy the original oem dealer parts cuz they where too expensive. so they had you Mcguire, Jimmy rig , Mickey Mouse the "Chingadera" back together again . But shit went down hill real quick so when your boss says "hey cabron what happend ?". You point a finger at the sign that states Mechanics Law. In the simplest fucking form possible so that they can get it at a glance and SOY " Mechanics law" Boss "what can I say, it's a real thing . Mira no mas este desmadre. Remember when I said I can try. Well I did, now look what you made me do! MARIA SOFIA DE LA CRUS GUITIEREZ SANCHEZ DEL CASTILLO VERDE ! QUE VOY ACER SANTISIMA VIRGENCITA QUE SI ESTE GRINGO NO SE RIE ENTONCES SI QUE VALOI MADRICULA LA COSA.
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Elevator Mechanic

Badass tradespeople skilled in welding, electrical, hydraulic, mechanical, automation, and electronics. Installing and maintaining elevators, escalators, moving walks, dumbwaiters, and rack and pinions.
"Those Elevator Mechanics are the king of all trades. Them 'sum bitches can do anything and make a pile of money."
by Random1Alex December 8, 2022
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portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism

Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.
by but for April 23, 2021
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