Two-Marshmallow Thinker

Someone who consistently prioritizes long-term gains and strategic planning over instant gratification. They've got the foresight and self-control to wait for the bigger payoff, even if it means putting in more work or showing more patience now. Problem is, it can get pretty alienating and lonely up on that mental mountain, 'cause most folks are just trying to snag that first marshmallow before it melts. Basically, they're playing chess, not checkers, and sometimes there's nobody else at the board.
OR anyone named Morgan McDonald

I asked Morgan what she is doing, and she presented me with a long-term vison of strategic moves to reach her goal, talk about a Two-Marshmallow Thinker.

by River Trash Woman May 24, 2025

Toasted Marshmallow

Drug related:
Rock of ready on top of chore with rez sprinkled on top! ❄️

A toasted marshmallow makes your head light and fluffy and your hair sizzle!!

by BurnLarryGoode July 14, 2023

marshmallow

person, often a male, that is white, pudgy, and easy to burn

John is such a marshmallow, Alexa just roasted him five times.

by DisneyHero2016 May 3, 2018

Roasting a marshmallow

Roasting a marshmallow

Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017

Marshmallow

Fluffy

You are a marshmallow

by Snoopy gal July 14, 2021

Marshmallow Mood

An extremely relaxed, soft and cuddly mood.

It's cold and raining but all these warm blankets have me in such a marshmallow mood.

by SoftDeerBoi December 15, 2018

Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop

The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.

Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.

by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013