Mary

The person in a relationship that gets too serious too soon, or is or becomes incredibly annoying.

"Hey so what happened with you and that girl?"

"Oh she's gone, she was definitely a Mary."

or

"How's things going with that new guy?"

"I don't know I like him but I think I might have a Mary on my hands"

by nstock1283 June 26, 2008

Mary

Taking a shit. An especially dirty one at that.

I'll be right back, I got to go take a mary.

by such an asshole December 9, 2011

mari

In japan it is a type of ball
but in characters it means hometown and truth
it would be said as hometown truth

So your name is mari meaning hometown truth..thats lame.

by darkamikaze October 8, 2006

Mari

A bad thick crazy bich dat wont put up with your shit.

Mari,can I be like you?!

by sasha2689 May 31, 2019

Mary

A woman from the television show supernatural who is dead. On the ceiling. She died in a fire on November 2nd, 1983.

John and Mary Husband and wife.
Bringing home a brand new life.
The Demons started to come.
They burned my mother.
-Dean Winchester

by Two.Sociopaths.In.An.Impala. February 16, 2015

Mary

She had a little lamb, got impregnated by god, and gave birth to Jesus.

Its official: SHE THE GOAT

"Where did Mary's lamb go?"
"Jesus probably turned it to wine."

by YoMomsSugaMomma July 11, 2017

Mary

She had a little lamb but a big, fat, juicy personality. I’d sleep with her to conserve body heat in the ill-maintained shed.

Man 1: This is my daughter, Mary. She’s a furry.
Man 2: You castrated the lamb, right?
Man 1: ...

by True_Lust July 21, 2019