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Malloritis

This chronic, untreatable, incurable "condition" (we resent the term "disease") is accompanied by symptoms which may include:

a) incessant squealing, noisemaking and overall spazziness, contrasting with an abnormally advanced vocabulary

b) the enlargening of the forehead

c) the inexplicable, carnal attraction to delicious, floppy, silken emo hair

d) and utter revulsion expressed towards the Pelvis Wave, which may well trigger this sad, sad condition.

(unreasonable restrictions thinly disguised as a)FUN FACT:
Coined by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. May only be used as a nickname for a certain person by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. So it is written, so it shall be done.
DAMMIT! George did the Pelvis Wave all up in my grill! Now I'm gonna get Malloritis...for LIFE!

The Pelvis Wave is fickle, it goes away...but MALLORITIS is here to stay!
by Ano-MALLY December 25, 2008
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Mellowtone

to talk in a mellow voice.
When Freddy smokes weed, he talks me in a "mellowtone".
by MissHerbie January 28, 2013
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Mellow Mushroom

The Mellow Mushroom is a place that functions as (a.) A Pizzeria, and (b.) Where hippies are stored at nighttime when no-one else is using them.
"Hey, I'm going to the Mellow Mushroom for dinner today."
"Nice! That place is always a surprise, tell me what new and interesting diseases you get while you're there!"
"Will do."
by The Mighty Sir Realist December 26, 2017
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Marlowe

Marlowe is a 5head Sigma male that will do your mother dirty. This well-hung man will fuck your mother all night long, while your father sits in the closet, bewildered at the magnificence of his almighty cock. Girls cream their pants to the sound of his voice and fight over his juicy schlong.
Marlowe has a whopper cocker
by Travis Scott loves your Mum February 28, 2022
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Givirain Mallo

Givirain Mallo is the best president in our classroom even though she is kinda corrupt in the classroom (joke). Well since I'm the one who writes this because there's no Givirain here in Urban Dictionary ouch ka sad-Niko Fermin Tan:)
Givirain Mallo :hey im the best president

everyone:noooo
by the mighty friend November 8, 2023
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Alaina and Mallory

Alaina and Mallory is bestfriends with a bond no one can break. They are the best duo, they are the perfect fit one is mean and one is nice.
Those girls look like a Alaina and Mallory
by Pusseater400 June 2, 2020
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Mallory

When you are bent over throwing up in a toilet and fart and projectile shit on the wall at the same time.
I walked into the bathroom after this girl and she pulled a Mallory, puke and shit everywhere!
by G the Giraffe December 21, 2017
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