MAGA-net

a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay

I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.

by anonymous November 13, 2025

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MAGA-net

a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay

I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.

by anonymous November 13, 2025

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MAGA

Stands for "Mature Adults Grooming Adolescents" a political movement supported by individuals who support global sex trade and protecting pedophiles publicly. Often very vocal about children while supporting policies to expand the sex trade and starve kids.

I really don't like anyone who supports MAGA around kids anymore since they seem to enthusiastically support that kind of behavior.

by CoffeeKnife November 13, 2025

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