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finger misery

A condition that is also called paronychia which is caused by a bacterial infection around the fingernail symptoms include warmth, pus, and pain hence why it is called finger misery.
I hate finger misery and also pus! Blech!
by Strange Blue Dude June 25, 2017
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Monopoly miser

When you catch your gay lover putting monopoly pieces in his anus
"I caught carl being a monopoly miser. He had a thimble in his ass"
by Marching powder January 2, 2021
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James Miser

The man who smoked once and is in the back of everyone’s mind. Just read the example
Package for James Miser.”
by Adwatcher May 24, 2021
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Monday Misery

When you were having fun on sunday and tomorrow you wake up and realize its monday, True Misery
*wakes up* Oh no, its Monday Misery time
by Jeramuse December 11, 2021
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The Law Of Maximum Misery

States that one should always be aware of their surroundings in order to prepare for the worst.
Billy is very careful and is driving a car. Therefore he suspects that a car filled with very noisy (and apparently drunk) teenagers would get into a wreck. So Billy turns unto a different street in order to avoid any other complications. So he is abiding to the rules of The Law Of Maximum Misery.
by Koachilion March 18, 2007
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El Gallo Del Muerte

THE CHICKEN…………..OF DEATH

El Gallo Del Muerte is an ancient being not unlike the lovecraftian eldritch horrors. He has a few powers that include immunity to death, instant insanity eyes, and fire balls. One glance from him will instantly disintegrate you to but a pile of dust. Sometimes however, he will completely turn you inside out. This is not any morenor less effective than disintegration but it does provide some variety for El Gallo Del Muerte. He can also set your head on fire. Despite this immense power, he has one weakness…

Waffles.

If given a freshly cooked waffle (he will only except homemade and eggo waffles) he will teleport away with his loot. In his place will he left an acod llama. Its quite simplistic, they spit acid.
El Gallo Del Muerte is coming. RUN AWAY
by Bobthelobster May 7, 2022
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Oh, the misery!

"Everybody wants to be, my enemy-my-my."
Oh god Imagine Dragons made a league of legends song, can't belive they don't touch grass anymore, it's a banger though. *Oh, the misery! plays on his phone*
by da world. September 23, 2022
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