Lazy Munch

Where your licking a girl out but you hope you will get a blow job quicker. So you do not put in 100% effort in.

Callum: So how did it go last night?
Danny: We lazy munched

by seckerisacunt December 21, 2014

Arse Munch

One who irritates others for their own amusement. This is usually met with hostility.

Also, a term of endearment between friends.

"What an utter arse munch!"

or
"Awright arse munch? How's it going?"

by 4Tone-E May 30, 2015

jungle munch

A Jungle Munch is when you're giving cunnilingus to a girl with a particularly large patch of pubic hair.

"Bro you have something in your teeth"
"Yeah, just finished the old Jungle Munch"

by Gggg999hhh October 8, 2017

Dick Munch

One who munches upon dicks.

Susan kept on eating my dick, therefore he earned his name as dick munch susan.

by kno3 March 29, 2008

anus munch

Munching on an anus.

"D00d! that guy totally anus munched her ass! He's a sicko!"

by Fogly March 4, 2009

Cock Munching

when ur penis is in someones mouth all the time

why are u cock munching me bro

by JahBandzz March 7, 2019

Carpet Munching

A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").

God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!

by Winston Smith May 13, 2005