beef mountain

a very tall and muscular person

That man over there is quite a beef mountain, he must be a weightlifter.

by Mr. Eggplant February 13, 2014

Mountain Goggles

Mountain goggles are a mountaineering's equivalent of beer goggles: After spending considerable amount of time on an expedition with a predominantly male group of fellow mountaineers, one's standard on female beauty becomes lowered. Like beer goggles, the decrease in standard is proportional to the days spent away from civilization.

After 2 weeks in Nepal, he hooked up with the first girl that smiled at him. She was toothless. He had a serious case of mountain goggles.

by Lo Hong December 23, 2010

mountain bitch

Big Boned Neanderthal Troll like Woman

Wow! That’s a big ol mountain bitch!

by Shreddyhair February 1, 2023

mountain nigger

Insult towards a montenegin (person from Montenegro), implying they are poor nigger-skinned lazy mountain dwellers which most are.

Look at that ugly mountain nigger riding the donkey up the mountains.

by Thomas April 22, 2005

Mountain Douchebag

Function: noun

An impressionable/obnoxious teen snowboarder, skier, skater, etc... who has bought into Mountain Dew's marketing campaign that you have to loud obnoxious and "in your face" to be cool.

Dude, I don't hate snowboarders, it's just the the Mountain Douchebags I can't stand.

by cg61 September 8, 2009

mountaineer baptism

A Mountaineer Baptism is when an Appalachian State University fan plunges themselves into the waters of the Duck Pond, which contain high levels of bird's fecal matter and urine. This usually will take place after a big sporting event win. Those who undergo a mountaineer baptism usually contract chlamydia from the birds via the water.

After the Miracle on the Mountain (AppState winning the football game at the last second), the drunk students stormed the field and underwent a Mountaineer Baptism down at the Duck Pond.

by ralphbuchinski September 18, 2022

Mountain Jew

Nickname for Latter-day Saints, popularized by some close to the firearms industry including YouTuber Garand Thumb and Black Rifle Coffee Company.

Garand Thumb: "...in the same vein as John Moses Browning, it was designed by our favorite Mormons in Utah aka Mountain Jews."
Cameraman: "Mike!"
Garand Thumb: "It's ok, my parents are LDS and they're actually pretty cool people."

by Russellsroughneck March 6, 2023