a low down dirty piece of shit of person who is consistently hurtful and mean with words and actions to people, especially women after a man uses them for sexual pleasure.
James is a real shitbag-motherfucker for sexting multiple women on twitter and sharing their information/photos in dm rooms.
by jamielovestacos November 22, 2018
Some person who expects you to answer their questions if they just start randomly talking to you. Even if you don't say anything they will still give you some kike bullshit remark like "have a nice day." Doesn't even care if you were just minding your own business; will bring their shit and problems into your business because they are too stupid to handle themselves publicly or make their own decisions. Basically a moron who is annoyingly dependent on others and gets all offended when you tell them to fuck off.
Dude, what an annoying motherfucker.
by getITrightFOO June 23, 2011
-You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
-A Royale with cheese.
-A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
-Because of the metric system?
-Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker!
-A Royale with cheese.
-A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
-Because of the metric system?
-Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker!
by dildo777 June 27, 2021
by Mr. Larz Blackman July 11, 2008
Someone who always takes their sweet ass time going places, or just doing anything. They always take FOREVER to do anything. If you plan on leaving on time make sure you tell your loafty motherfucker of a friend that your leaving 20 minutes before your actually leaving so they will be fully ready to go out the door.
Brianna: come to my house at 2
Emma: okay ill be there
4 hours later
Brianna: wtf are you coming? what have you been doing this whole time your being a loafty motherfucker
Emma: yeah man i know sorry ill be there shortly
Emma: okay ill be there
4 hours later
Brianna: wtf are you coming? what have you been doing this whole time your being a loafty motherfucker
Emma: yeah man i know sorry ill be there shortly
by Not a loafty motherfucker June 04, 2010
by Matt da man December 08, 2013
A dirty nigger who fucks your mother. Usually leaving her tied to the bed, meaning you need to untie her the next morning. Could also refer to a nigger who fucks your mother over, by stealing from her purse, etc...
by DirtyMikeAndTheBoys August 23, 2011