Mon

A rich person who gets many things

I saw all the mons on Rodeo Drive

by anonymous May 22, 2023

Innocent Mon

An innocent mon is someoneone who’s never going bock. They’ve often seen people died in front of their eyes.

Must be said in a strong Belfast accent.

A reference to Gerry Conlon from the film “In the name of the father”

Nobody: “I’m an innocent mon. I’m never going bock”

Friend : “ Aye I seen people died right infront of my fucking eyes, ya prod”

by _deafdave_ April 2, 2019

Mons

The female pubic mound, short for ‘mons pubis’. Also known as pooch, snatch hatch and vag hanger.

Danny: Man, look at the mons on her. That’s a mons royale.
Bobby: Sure is. Hope it’s not a mons royale with cheese.

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024

penis-mon

When a dejected, woman-hating, sexist moron uses the internet to spread toxic behaviour and hatred towards anyone non-heterosexual.

You don't have to be such a penis-mon about it! She just doesn't like you that way.

by Chillaina June 14, 2018

Mons Bradley

A god example of alliteration

Hey did you hear about A massive lunar mountain mass with Mounties mining metal for months of movement-making meaning they might not mind moving to Minnesota? It's called Mons Bradley.

by TPaine1997 December 1, 2010

Mon

An individual who loves to play Hello Neighbour. This person especially loves when you throw away the flashlight!

Wow! You love playing hello neighbour so much, you must be a Mon!

by Pporjejs January 11, 2020

mon

Fire dude that more than likely listens to j cole and sulks about his crush but he loves anime and is about 6 feet+ tall

did u see mon yesterday he’s tall as a building

by anonymous November 21, 2021