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Mistake

Dating a boy or just boys in general are the literal definition of a mistake.

The definition of a mistake is the gender boys and you should be very careful if you ever meet one on the street.
"Hey dude, u ok?"
"Nah not rly bro, i made a big mistake"
"Wassup dude"
"I kissed someone.. a boy"
"Ew dude, mistake"
by koefoedida March 10, 2021
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slepping mistake

A spelling or grammar mistake caused by lack of sleep or some other form of fatigue.
Person 1:"Dude, you wont beileve what jstr happened todau"
Person 2: "Did you get enough sleep last night? You just made a whole bunch of slepping mistakes"
by Velvet is a loser March 29, 2021
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Stupid Mistake

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Mistake

Guy 1: Aw man did you create a new mistake
Guy 2: Nah bro I followed the steps on TikTok
Guy 1: uhhh jeff

*explosion noises*
by A tech support penguin April 13, 2021
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Peets Mistake

Playing the game of Risk while not being properly caffeinated, ones attack takes a path where ones own occupations block winning the game.
You better not skip Madagascar before leaving Africa with your army. You wouldn't want to pull a Peets Mistake!
by Timbo Slice 77 April 22, 2021
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Theory of Offsetting Mistakes

This theory recognizes that humans are not perfect and that for every mistake in a model or schedule
there will be another "mistake" in somewhat equal scope to offset each other, hence rendering the model or budget still valid.
The idea behind is that things will anyway fall the way they fall and we cannot control for that.
The optimistic view is that this theory rejects Murphy's Law, the negligent take on it is the "Trust me, it will be OK" approach to life.
Decide where you want to be.
Accountant 1: oh, crap... we forgot to add $1 million in income from product X sales to the budget
Accountant 2: oh, fudge... product Y's revenue is inflated by $980K...oh wait... based on the Theory of Offsetting Mistakes all is well, the numbers we gave the CEO are still valid, yay.

Girl: oh, crap... your condom broke
Dude: oh, fudge... you miscounted your days, your period is due today at 8pm.... you are not pregnant, yay.
by Tim E Wastin August 26, 2013
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