Mechanical penis

When your dick makes a clicking noise
Yo I got a mechanical penis she fell of my dick and broke it
by JAB0 January 20, 2019
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Mechanical Chris

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.
โ€œTimmy, I swear to god if you donโ€™t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chrisโ€
by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024
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Fanny mechanic

Slang name for a gynocologst
"I've just dropped my Mrs off at the Fanny mechanic for her check up"
by Obesio mourinio July 04, 2016
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Meat Mechanic

One who is trained and/or skilled in the art of working a man's meat pole. Often linked to the term slut.
Person 1:Mmm, that broad worked me last night.
Person 2: Bro.. i hear she's a meat mechanic.
Person 1: FFFUUUUUUUUUU
by DeepInTheGame December 01, 2011
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