McDonalds

The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.

Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!

by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018

Mcdonalds

Mcdonalds is a fast way to get fat if kfc isnt your style!

Mcdonalds, DDDDD Diayabities

by MINECRAFT GAMER @ AGAR4 November 12, 2018

McDonald's

One of the largest fast food restaurants in the USA. Sells extremely proccessed foods and is known for being unhealthy. Still, they are working on it by selling more salad.

Hey James, you wanna pick up a couple burgers at McDonald's?

by drawdoe March 31, 2019

McDonald's Effect

People believing that subpar or mediocre things are better than they actually are

Person 1: Why the fuck do people still listen to Cardi B?

Person 2: It's the McDonald's Effect man

Person 1: What?

Person 2: It's like how food that will make you cum your pants it's so good exists but people will still think McDonald's is really good

by That one ugly fucker September 1, 2019

McDonald's Dump Box

When you have a plethora of items in your pocket, and they all dump out over a period of time.

Me: hey you dropped more shit!
You: ah jeez, look at me being a McDonald's Dump Box again!

by Chaalsballs October 6, 2019

McDonald’s Rapper

A white guy who thinks he can rap and raps about his ex on Facebook (Ex. A guy rapping his order at McDonald’s thinking it’s cool but it’s cringy, this made the origin of the term “McDonald’s rapper”) They also link their ex back to every rap they write no matter the topic.

“That white guy thinks he’ll make it in the rap industry, however he’s just a McDonald’s rapper”

by Daddyurkel69 July 27, 2020

mcdonaldsy

Something that taste like McDonald's but isn't McDonald's

These chips are very McDonaldsy

by Dezxy123 July 27, 2020