Matthew, a hoe that is gay but says he isn't. Can't keep a pretty girl for his life. Cheats on perfectly good human. Says and does very disturbing things. Don't date a Matthew like this because he will like someone else while dating you.

"I can't believe Matthew liked her while he was with me."

Matthew by Irrelevant.0 November 8, 2017

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A mentally handicapped person, who is overly macho, yet doesn't have the balls to take on ANY of his enemies, or live dangerously!!!!

Me: Hey Matthew, step on the gas and stop picking fights with drivers on the road while driving 25 mph.

Matthew: I'LL PULL OVER AND TAKE YOU ON RIGHT NOW!!!!

Me: Stop talking about it, grow a pair, and do it already!!!!

Matthew: UR GONNA GET IT!!!!!!.......eventually *under his breath*

Matthew by Bri-A-Lou August 25, 2012

Matthew

A Matthew is a guy with a good sense of humor. If you get to know a Matthew you will know that they like to be called Matt mostly. Most Matts get told they have spunk and moxie. They often likes to make others happy and sometimes writes definitions on the urban dictionary when they aren't busy working on the farm. Yeah that's right, most good Matts work on a farm. They also likes to read what others write. They sometimes like to be loners unless they find a small group of friends to lean on. Matt likes music and has started to like poetry. Poetry has kind of grown on him. They can tell stories of hope and encouragement. The one thing most matts don't like is borrowing cds from people anymore cuz they will most will say that they got scratched. And some people can have bad taste in music also.

Matthew: here's those cds back..

guy: hope you didn't scratch them up.
Matt: nope, I kind of wished I never borrowed them.
Guy, why, I thought you liked those bands?
Matt well kinda I guess.. mayb a couple of songs and maybe only if you want to stay depressed and hate life..
Guy:?

Matt: yeah whatever.. next time I will find my own music to listen to. Thanks I guess.

Matthew by AjRsObOrUp November 4, 2017

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Hes gay thinks youger girls like him but they fucking hate him, and watches tons of porn like squirting vagina, black tits , and naked boobs.HE WACKS IT ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!ALSO MAKES TONS OF WEIRD FACES.

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Matthew by YEAGER BOMBS June 28, 2011