Mark

The most unfunny person you'll ever meet. A good friend to have though.

"Who is that bum over there?"
"Oh him? Thats just Mark?

by CoochieMan6969420 September 30, 2020

Mark

Mark is a black and tall, very handsome man with a lot of money. Mark's will mostly date lesbians. He can also roast pretty good

My friend mark always roasts me

by Black Asian April 26, 2019

Mark

Someone important

I told Mark to go to the store.

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Mark

Mark is a super swexie guy with the shiniest palest white bald head you will ever fortunately lay ur eyes on. His business inspires generations.

"Mark!"
"Wow what a mark!"

by <3mark March 31, 2019

Mark

The hot guy in your class who no one has a crush on but you and he will always make jokes he’s a bad kid

Dammmm look at that dude he’s totally a mark

by Urmom5616 April 30, 2019

Marked

When one is contacted via telephone and asked to "pop round to the office". When one does so, the conversation promptly goes off topic and results in an extended stay in the "office" reducing work productivity by at least 90%

Colleague 1: "Did you get lost?"
Colleague 2: "No... Worse... I Got Marked"
Colleague 1: "Oh no... What now?"

by On The Juice March 12, 2020

Mark

A pubesont boy who takes the form of a flaccid gnome.
Brain capacity : zero
Bravery : 3
Sexual tendonscies cause by over masterbation and OD of anabolic steroids : 10

John is acting pretty Mark like today.

by DaddyCream420 May 20, 2021