Dirty matti

The coolest thing ever, you will always want to be a dirty matti

"I'm so jealous, my friend is a dirty matti"

by Renga4life September 7, 2021

Mattie

Dumb fuck who is always wrong

Me: Omg ur such a Mattie

You: wow now that I think about it i am rly dumb

by Juuliousceaser January 21, 2019

Matties a beach

A person who j thought was a good person but they aren't :(

Oh yeah Matties a beach

by Mr. Squeeqee May 31, 2021

matty's nostrils

Matty has two nostrils which are referring to the two oes in the famous slang word shook , which means that matty's nostrils are synonym for shook

"I just saw Ross and John kiss,
(therefore i'm shocked )
I'm matty's nostrils!!"

by Raughy is real April 17, 2017

pulling a matty

verb:
to continuously fail your chosen university papers.

to take 4 years to finish a 3 year degree

Keefe: When does benny graduate?
Ryan: He's pulling a matty so i dunno

by Ryan Gultiano December 28, 2008

matty fatsacks

Its ya boi Matty with the fat sacks of ganja

Dude: Hey I'm out of weed know where I can get any?

Bro: Yo hit up Matty Fatsacks he got that fire

by Kazgruna January 15, 2020

Matty

Adjective used to describe ruining or wrecking of something. Can also be used to describe completely fucking something up

Right I'm in the gulag let's hope I don't Matty it

by ELVISSUCKSBALLS May 6, 2020