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69 Martinez

A 69 Martinez is when a guy with no arms eats a girl out.
by Freak 74 August 21, 2024
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Melanie Martinez

"Im the definition of dichotomy, duality."
- Field trip, Melanie Martinez
by kellsssss.!! December 19, 2024
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Melanie martinez

The most amazing and beautiful celebrity. An amazing writer and singer,blessed with the voice of an angel. Writer of songs with deep, sentimental meanings. Eg: sippy cup,lunchbox friends,orange juice and void. Her albums include "crybaby" (2015), k-12 (2019) and portals (2023)
her EPs: "dollhouse" (2014)"cry babies extra clutter" (2016) "after-school ep" (2020) she is an amazing singer. A talented individual. And an all out amazing person. <3
Person 1: "hey do you listen to Melanie Martinez?"
Person 2. "All the best people are crazy."
by Leah_the_3arthl1ng January 14, 2025
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Juan Martinez

The most common name with Mexicans, Juan mostly is the common, same with the last name. He usually likes to be in, "Jellico," and stays in the Lane. AND REALLY likes to work at the Australian Outback, makes around 106 in tips.
Exmp: Juan Martinez is so Mexican but its okay!
Exmp: Juan Martinez is going to work
by JUM124 October 26, 2025
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Felonie Martinez

An infantilized rapist who makes music about being a 30 year old baby.
"Did you hear Felonie Martinez' new song?"
"She makes music? I only know her from her rape allegations."
by orangeseagull December 16, 2025
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Melanie Martinez

A very talented singer-songwriter who makes creepy but addicting music.

She has three albums, Crybaby, K-12, and PORTALS. And she has two EP'S named Dollhouse and After School.

She was born on April 28th, 1995 and is 30 years old as of 2025. She was also on the voice somewhere around 2012.

In 2017 She was accused of rape by Timothy Heller and again by Timothy in 2024. It has not been proven if she's guilty or innocent but i personally believe she's innocent!!
by Ipickclarkeuh December 28, 2025
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Ángel Martinez

A type of guy who likes to go afk in the middle of the game, likes to see midget porn on the switch, plays every day and ask ppl to join bc hes all lonely and has no friends.
Ángel Martinez is a gay person and likes to kiss luis and terry in the but hole and luis and terry very much likes it.
by Tu mama is tu mama November 22, 2021
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