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big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep
"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said
by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021
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hurrumph lump

The hurrumph lump is the lower stomachs flab beyond the flab normally located right above the fupa.
Man I really gotta lay off the dominos pizza because it’s adding up on this hurrumph lump and I’m angry! Stop looking at my hurrumph lump!
by HappyTrigger August 25, 2019
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lump cat

your cat is underneath covers or a blanket and creates a hill in it
what's under my sheets? oh it's my lump cat!
by bandygrace March 22, 2021
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Pussy lump

An old saying for a welt in the vaginal area.
When my Mother used a cold wet washcloth to clean her face and stop the bleeding, a large pussy lump containing a pencil eraser came out.
by Mcp523 March 12, 2022
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Lumps

To inflict actual lumpage to someone's head and face
Bob needed "Lumps" for not paying me back.
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