LumberJack man

A big granola boy, but with an axe.

I want a lumberjack man who can pick me up and swing me like his axe.

by aintnoway November 16, 2022

Lumberjack mayt

A friend who after a night taking mdma one becomes a lumberjack.

May proceed to sing, I’m a lumber jack and I’m ok, work all night and sleep all day, and when I get home I eat the kids mayt!

Aw yeah, I was up with Jean last night necking pills, he became a lumberjack mayt!

That lad Sid is one hell of a lumberjack mayt.

by Chaz G May 26, 2024

Lumberjacking

Jacking off in the morning with your morning wood

Friend #1:"bro I woke up this morning and ended up Lumberjacking"
Friend#2:"damn I try Lumberjacking as often as possible it feels good"

by Danny_hboneswag May 18, 2015

Lumberjack Coffee

A dark roast of coffee sweetened by maple syrup

M: Bruh, watcha drinkin'

AH: Just sippin' some Lumberjack Coffee from my flannel patterned mug!

by artfoxMS September 3, 2016

Culdesac Lumberjack

Neighborhood guy, bearded, knows a little about lawn care and home improvement. Knows everything about the Blackstone grill in a kind neighborly way.

That Jason is a true culdesac lumberjack. He really knows his way around the Blackstone.

by Eyenstein May 31, 2022

Lumberjacking

Two pantless men sporting massive erections shaking hands and moving them in a back and forth motion (like two lumberjacks using a dual handle crosscut log saw) while giving each other a handjob with the opposite hands.

Ben and David were bored working late in there cubicle. As a result, they decided to start lumberjacking to pass the time.

by Hammerpounding December 9, 2014

LumberJack

There is said to only be one ever to have existed.

And it's name is frej.

There is a legend that frej has chopped down every tree that was in his home country called Woodvia

Ever heard the legend of the lumberjack

by Frej's friend the tree grower February 25, 2019