Sleepy Lumberjack

When you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you're far too tired to tackle that morning wood.

Man, I haven't seen wood like that since after prom, but this sleepy lumberjack kept to his coffee.

by MrTastie November 16, 2016

Lumberjacking

Putting your dick into 2 axe blades on the blunt ends and then turning then onto the sharp ends if your really kinky.

Me and this girl were chopping the wood at my place and then we started lumberjacking

by Bigtitboobmcgeeorgy March 16, 2018

Lumberjack

While a woman is tounging/licking your balls, you lift your cock up. While she continues to suck your balls, shout ''TIMBER!!!'' as you simultaneously let go of your cock and hit her in the face and forehead with your cock. Asians will have a harder time accomplishing this, and may have to shout ''TWIG!!'' or ''STUMP!!!'' instead.

Last night I gave Lisa a Lumberjack when she was licking my balls. She STILL has a red mark on her forehead from my cock!!

by Burt Hymen & the Fallopian Two September 28, 2011

Lumberjack

When two guys tag team a girl and hold her body in the air by the arms and legs.

"Lets lumberjack this bitch."

by popov boner March 10, 2008

Russian Lumberjack

Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt

Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack

by BruhsandBruhdettes January 14, 2020

Lumberjack

One who wears flannels & doesn't go to school, they cut down tress.

w3 !umb3rj4ck$ d0n+ g0 +0 $ch00l, w3 cu+ d0wn +r33$. Lumberjacks ~

by Lumberjack emily September 18, 2011

lumberjack build

Typically when a man or women has wide shoulders, big arms, and small beer belly

That boy is hot

Yea he's totally rocking that lumberjack build

by Patrick Miller December 11, 2016