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lobbed balls

A condition (one can have "lobbed balls" in the same way one can have a bad cold) in which the person has not had sex in a long time, but desires it.
Similar to "Blue balls", but usually more severe. Cannot be relieved by masturbation, only with actual sex.
Jim: What's wrong with Dean? He's being a total douche canoe!
Grant: Oh, don't mind him. His girlfriend's been out of town for the last few weeks, and he has a raging case of lobbed balls.
Jim: Oh, that sucks for him.

Randall: I can't believe my girlfriend broke up with me last month! Everything sucks! I just want her back!
Leo: Now, wait. Is that you talking, or the lobbed balls?
by Chronic Homosexual February 1, 2014
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Lobbutt

A cute bunny butt. Look at it. It's so cute. lobButt
lobButt BOIS
by xBungleBee July 10, 2018
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Libby

Libby is kind hearted beautiful girl if you are bestfriend a either her you should be very lucky she will always be by your side and always have jokes with you even when someone is being a bitch she will stick up for you but be careful when she is angry she can be a bitch but never to her friends she always knows what’s right and always makes sure your okay she has a great sense of humour and all the boys think she’s well fit if you have a libby in your life you should be very lucky and make sure you always take care of her cuz she will always take care of you
Girl 1: why is libby so pretty I wish I could be like her she gets all the boys

Girl 2: well that’s good Libbys my bestfriend then
by Roadmanxox February 11, 2019
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Labby

If I were to be in a class of pathology,
I would be like the rat in a labby.
by sammy.words September 25, 2019
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Libby(Elizabeth)

Libby is a friend you can trust and have for life.She may be honest all the time but that's the best thing about her.She loves every one of her friends and can't choose her favorite because how nice she is but you know it's you and she is stunning and kind,funny,sweet,and talented.i will always love her
I love every one of my friends -libby(Elizabeth)
by Kiwi and friend December 6, 2019
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Lobbie

Being or acting weird
You’re so lobbie bro” “stop being lobbie
by Vanaeh phenn January 9, 2021
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Libby

An amazing person all around, Libby is kind and can be unsure of herself, but she has a heart of gold and is beautiful inside and out. She is thoughtful, caring, and really, really cute! If you find a Libby, be good to them, I was lucky enough to!
Person 1: Wow, who is that person's amazing girlfriend?
Person 2: That's Libby!
by arbm February 9, 2021
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