Legal

If something is allowed or not

nigga, fuck you doin? knock it off, that shit ain't legal here.

by RadarSerpent February 3, 2023

Golden Legal

A Model United Nations Legal who hooks up with their head chair

OMG the Chief of Staff and their Legal hooked up after the debate, what a golden legal.

by ModelUnitedNationsDebater November 12, 2023

Legal Precedent

Good. Good... I mean my whole thing is peripheral culpability. It's like my whole thing.

Hym "Now (thanks to the new legal precedent) I'll be able to link the likely but preventable child murder that will happen EXPLICITLY AS THE RESULT of a targeted harassment campaign and the public theft of the solution to the current iteration of A.I. and link it to these piece of shit self-help YouTubers... And HOPEFULLY... I can detroy their lives from the grave... And then they kill themselves. It's a win-win"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

Legally incompetent

Yeah... See? Shouldn't be fucking.

Hym "Yeah, the legally incompetent should NOT be fucking is my whole thing so that ain't on me."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2023

legal death

Known as signing a document that eliminates the company's responsibility of your safety.

Example:

A helicopter company with defect vehicles making pilots sign a document that eliminates the company's responsibility of their lives.

"In the industry I'm in, we call that type of deal a legal death"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

Legaler

When someone is more legal than you

P1 "You do it"
P2 "No, you do it, you're legaler"

by みゆなつき August 13, 2017

legal virginity

The status of someone's not having a criminal record.

There is hardly any policeman --- no matter how big an a**h**e he happens to be --- who wants to be seen as "da big bad guy" who "took someone's legal virginity" over a comparatively minor event, so if you have a clean record "thus far", are always respectful to Johnny :Law, and try to behave yourself as best you can, you stand a much better chance of staying out of legal trouble, even if you accidentally "screw up" once in a while.

by QuacksO November 6, 2018