legal crime

Something that feels illegal but isn't. Examples include:

-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms

"Yo i just shat in a public bathroom"
"Dude you just committed a legal crime!"

by toilet struggler January 28, 2023

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla's Legal Change Of Name Oder Is Jullisa Alastor Estrada Bonilla

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla's Legal Change Of Name Oder Is Jullisa Alastor Estrada Bonilla

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla's Legal Change Of Name Oder Is Jullisa Alastor Estrada Bonilla

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Legal

If something is allowed or not

nigga, fuck you doin? knock it off, that shit ain't legal here.

by RadarSerpent February 3, 2023

Unfairly maligned by the legal system

It's not "because they're black" you fucking retarded.

Hym "The claim is that Trump is being UNFAIRLY MALIGNED BY THE LEGAL SYSTEM, shit-lib. THAT'S YOUR CLAIM. YOU ARE THE ONES SAYING THE BLACK PEOPLE ARE UNFAIRLY MALIGNED BY THE LEGAL SYSTEM YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. That's the parallel he is darwing when he says he relates to black people. He's not calling black people criminals. Your reading comprehension is bad. Dumb. You're either dumb or dishonest."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Legal Simp

A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.

“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”

by Lifel1k3 April 11, 2022

We will set up the legal practice

Let’s fuck!

Hey, Sophie! we will set up the legal practice!

by ISTHATASHEEP January 26, 2022

Legal

Don't forget. If the legal avenues don't work; my only other choice is violence.

Because unfortunately; that's just how the world works. I punish you and live. OR I punish you and die. My life is in your hand. Even if I have no legal recourse.

by Hym Iam November 11, 2020