Lazy Gentleman

An act usually performed by a male in which he offers to get the door for a female and opens said door by pushing the door's handicap button. Often followed by the woman being allowed to enter the door first simply because the handicap button puts the man farther from the door than the woman.

Cindy: How was your date with John last night?

Suzie: Horrible... he took me out to a really crappy restaurant, made ME pay for his meal, and even pulled a Lazy Gentleman on our way in.

Cindy: What a total douche!

by mkmtrumpeter April 6, 2009

Lazy Tort

A couple that will be together for such a long time to the point where people start saying "Damn, they're still together?"

1: "Wow! They've been together for such a long time!"
2:"Yeah, definitely a Lazy Tort!"
Damn

by Lol It's Lucy BRUH January 30, 2017

Writer's Laziness

Similar to Writer's Block, Writer's Laziness is when you can't write, but for a different reason. You know exactly what to write, but are just too lazy to type anything up. Currently, no exact cures have been found. It is commonly associated with procrastination and may be remedied by an impending deadline, but data is too scattered to make a direct correlation.

"When is the next chapter of your book coming out?" "I know what to do, but I have Writer's Laziness."

by EctoPhosphate November 21, 2016

lazy dukes

Short shorts on a girl with no ass; Saggy daisy dukes; Short shorts on a girl that are supposed to be tight, but they sag or are baggy

Guy 1: Oh damn, look at that girl with the daisy dukes on...
Guy 2: No man, those are strait up Lazy Dukes.... she aint got no ass.

by JennNelson April 1, 2008

lazy sex

Having sex in the spooning position. Great for people who want a non-crazy sexual afternoon (or whenever).

On the rainy day, Bill and Joanie had lazy sex.

by MargaretJazz February 23, 2009

Lazy Lob

The condition of a penis before it becomes fully erect. Usually found after a warm shower, during episodes of Baywatch and desired before public displays of nudity (i.e. urination).

In conversation - " I freed my lazy lob and thrapped her around the face".

by Lord Naddington April 23, 2006

Lazy Bean

noun \ˈlā-zē ˈbēn\

:another word for lesbian.

:a women that is attracted to the same sex.

:carpet muncher

:It is politically correct.

"Damn, she is really sexy. I'm gonna ask her out"-bro

"Dude, you can't. She is definitely a lazy bean. I saw her hook up with Rosie last week."-bro 2

"Shit"-bro

by Dad D Rock November 19, 2013