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Laser Music

Electronic music. Typically heard at raves or European discos. Sounds like a fire fight from an 80s G.I. Joe episode (all of their guns shot laser beams).

A hallmark of Laser Music is a highly repetitive beat and "laser sounds" (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.
Person A: "They said they were gonna be at xyz club tonight and that we should go"
Person B: "Xyz club? That's a laser music club! Fuck that!"
Person A: "What? You mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?"
by ThePinnacle October 20, 2011
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Rage lasers

The event when a person/thing rages so much that they fire lasers to vent the rage extremly awesomely.
"AAAAHHHGGGGG!!!!!!
-rage lasers fire-
-"woah! did steve just fire his rage lasers?"
by Lolazaurus April 9, 2010
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laser

Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation, or "laser" in short, is a device that can cut things and is (mostly) used in a hospital.
Hey, you! Don't shoot of with a laser, weirdo!
by Gervy February 25, 2019
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laser dragon

. laser dragon is a black squeaker and that is usually gay
. "laser dragons often play hearthstone and have sexual emotions for cards such as "reno jackson

.their dad often beat them with a belt
wow did you see that kid there? he is such a laser dragon
by cool guy523 April 6, 2018
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Laser

A term when a man throws In a huge lip of tobacco and becomes blitzed
Hey bro you want to throw in a laser and play ncaa 14 until we pass out?
by bigbadpenis June 7, 2020
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laser opps mobile gayming

a gay laser company that also has a gaming lair in its basement
hey todd, do you wanna go to laser opps mobile gayming for the annual cock gaming convention with josh?
by parker.crawdaddy69 June 5, 2023
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sperm laser

A extremly fast and large laser that impregnants all the women in it's path.
Women: OH SHlT IT'S A SPERM LASER! RUUUUUUN!
Men: Ahhh, I see Johhny is going at it again.
by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017
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