Lar and paddy

Two retard inbred wank stains that like to peg each other and butt fuck each other paddy loves cum and lar loves cumming deep inside paddy paddy lives in a scrap yard and lar lives up paddys arse paddy's shaves his arse hair and puts it on bread while lar just likes his with a bit of salt they both love cock and ball torture but paddy's loves to out pens up his arse

Did you see lar and paddy riding last night I hear paddy moan from bansha!

by Tang spec hai September 26, 2021

Lars

Lars is your hot, high school teacher crush who you randomly meet during a night out in the city several years later. You drink a beer with his friends and make out in the rain like a Taylor Swift song. A few days later he invites you to Engehave Park where you drink coffee and almost play lawn games before he admits to having a highly pregnant girlfriend. You don’t talk for half a year but then he randomly calls you at work. You ask if he still has a girlfriend and he lies and says no. But then you meet his friends during a night out and find out it’s a lie. He stalks you to find where you live and drops off flowers with a love declaration letter and ask you to meet him at Frederiksberg Garden a few days later. You go and dumps all of his emotional bullshit on you and STILL has a girlfriend but basically asks you to wait for him.

Cecilie: I am fucking angry and you should never write to me again.

Lars: sorry. I just want to see you. I counldn’t control myself. I know it is ruined now.

by S1lle April 6, 2022

Lars

Lars is a smart and intelligent guy that likes to look at himself in the mirror.

He is really nice and has the most beautiful eyes.

He always asks before doing something just to make sure you're ok with it.

Lars: Is it ok if I check my phone real quick?

by Mars.. February 22, 2020

Bailer Lars

A Bailer Lars, is a person who always bails out, e.g. you agreed to meet some where or you planed to do something together. If a person is to be named “Bailer Lars”, it's important that he always bail out in the last minute.

40-year old virgin: “Dude, this chick just asked if we wanted to Eiffel Tower her! Damn she's so hot, but she would only do it if we were both up for it. What do you say?”
50-year old virgin: "I don't know... Well all right"
Later at the chick’s place
50-year old virgin: "Mate, I think I'm goanna get myself some cheeseburgers and a strawberry-shake at McD’s, instead”
The chick and 40-year old virgin together: "WHAT????"
40-year old virgin: "Dude, you are such a Bailer Lars"


Kamikaze pilot: "Charlie, Bravo, Alfa, I’m at the location, awaiting orders"
Control Centre: "Broken Arrow, Broken Arrow, you are good to go. This will win the war for us"
Kamikaze pilot: "Mad dog 55 here; Well I changed my mind, I might head in the direction of the vegemite headquarter. I got the munchies, I’ll do the kamikaze thing another day"
Control Centre: "WHAT the F***!!!!! You’re such a Bailer Lars"

by Master of Dennis March 31, 2009

Lars

A name from Scandinavian origin, often used to describe a person that is superior in the English language.

The person that carries this name also tends to be a severe grammar-nazi.

Type with caution in the presence of a Lars! He will correct you without warning. Isn't that right, Vince?

by Bootsman-bosun December 24, 2018

Lar

Your a girl named Clara whose trying to do the trend

Random person: yo Clara you know tha-
Clara: Lar

by How did I get here June 22, 2021

joycelen lars

An animator that animates eddsworld skits and draws basically whatever, she most popular amongst tiktok and is usually seen with a grey hoodie and Van's with her strawberry blonde long hair with a side fringe

Omg joycelen lars replied to me!!!
Who..?
Oh that animator, shes pretty sweet!
Shes probably like any other "tiktoker"
*stares at*
What?
*bitch slaps*

by ♡yourfavortiefishsticks♡ August 1, 2021