Labour

" The Labour " Expression used by older working class Dubliners for social welfare office known in years gone as the labour exchange

(Young person)Excuse me mam, can you tell me me where the social welfare office is ?
( Old dear) whaa sonny ? welfare ?
( old dear ) Ahh Jasus yis mean the labour !!!
take the next left.

by dekomiester July 9, 2009

labradoodle

Quite possibly the worst breed of dog in existence today. A cross between a poodle and a lab, resulting in a dog that is scared of its own shadow and refuses to fetch sticks. It is a common misconception that labradoodles are intelligent dogs, when in reality they have the equivalent brain power of domesticated turkeys.

Joe: Hey, what's the stupid looking dog that jumps when it sees it's own shadow?
Fred: A labradoodle, if you ever get one I will smack you.

by Phil Korn November 1, 2006

Matt Labarre

A gay pornstar who is most famous for his many role play videos involving a threesome between Gabe and Charlie in an english room.

Mrs. Mac: Hey Merideth did you see the Matt Labarre video?

Ms. Bickford: Yeah i fingered my self to it all night

by sportmatt69 May 20, 2009

Labonno

A 10! On the pH scale cuz he look kinda basic

Women like Labonno are the once who are single till there 40s..
Being a Labonno must suck

by Nehla Jahan herself xD April 12, 2021

Labour Party

Collective term for fat, lazy, dumb, corrpupt bastards

Look at all those idiots standing over there, they look like such a Labour Party!

by BigT 747 September 8, 2007

Newfoundland & Labrador

A small country to the west of Canada. Newfoundland (& Labrador) where owned by the British up in till 1901/9. The Newfoundland Regiment fought in both World wars and suffered a horrible defeat many times over. Newfoundlands are said to be the kindest people in the world (or North America) and are apparently the most sexuality active. They have 2 dogs named after them, the famous Labrador Retriever and Newfoundland Dog, along with the rare Newfoundland Pony. Newfoundlands are sometimes refereed too as Newfies and have their own dialect of French, English and Irish. Population of 509,739 as of July 2012. One of the most defined aspects of Newfoundland are that a huge percent of the population is of direct English-French blood, which often cause strife in parts of Canada, Europe and America, but is of common here. They also have their own mineral called Labradorite that is commonly seek after for it's look.

- Have you heard of the rock?
- You mean Newfoundland & Labrador? Yes

by Alexpark December 25, 2010

Labour Party

(In Britain) a now largely redundant political party that formerly represented the British working class. Growing out of the Union movement in the late 19th century, it now acts largely as a hobby horse for bored Hampstead housewives, woke activists and careerist politicians.

Rob: hey did you hear that Labour Party activist talk about the pressing need to decolonise the curriculum, promote greater understanding of gender fluidity, and to increase the numbers of black lesbians in STEM?
Alice: yes - I’m sure that will help win back former Labour seats in the north.

Builder: I’m just a tad concerned that an open-door to labourers from Eastern Europe might be suppressing wages and making it harder for me to make a living.
Labour Party activists: shut up racist!
Builder: It’s nothing to do with race - besides eastern Europeans are white.
Labour Party activist: don’t mansplain to me.

by A jolly fine fellow January 7, 2021