bitch lasagna

a human of unusual tastiness levels.
by jjjjud January 8, 2019
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Schrodinger’s Lasagna

Schrodinger’s Lasagna is a term used to describe words, definitions or sayings that have no percieved meaning and simply exist to confuse the listening party.
“At a certain point everything you say is just Schrodinger’s Lasagna.”
“…What?”
by okayxairen August 28, 2023
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Lasagna Effect

Tastes better the next day
Food
Sex
Drank
Bro she had that Lasagna Effect in the mornin'
by MEOWZONES April 13, 2023
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Lasagna dinner

When a woman is so attractive that you want to make her pussy look like a freshly baked lasagna dinner by fucking her while she is on her period and then cumming all over her pussy lips.
Damn she is definatly a lasagna dinner type of girl.
by Twistedeyedea May 29, 2019
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drop kicked lasagna

“Drop kicked lasagna”-A powerful and descriptive term used to describe the quite rare and visually shocking appearance of a real horror story of a vagina! This go to term is sought when there simply is no other descriptive comparison terminology suitable to describe the sometimes often ‘life changing’ encounter with this stomach retching organ! There has been some real upsetting stories of folks who had no warning signals of the pending doom that was waiting for them down there, only to encounter the beast just past the point of no return. This scenario is closely similar in horrific nature to hitting that point of no return while being blindsided with the ‘fishy paste Fanny’ syndrome . You just gotta hold ur breath, close ur eyes and tuck in for as long as u can survive! I’ve not heard of an encounter with both these scenarios at the same time? Possible coz they never made it out to tell the story?
- “Here Dazza, that bird I took home, came at me, spread eagled, when I clocked what she was packing down there, I nearly ran, it were like a…..er…a…..a “Drop Kicked Lasagna “, hahaha, horrific!”defined
by Tallywacker81 April 21, 2022
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Lasagna

Girl 1: I heard Brittany's lasagna Was soggy
Girl 2: Yes indeed
by FBGM definitions July 24, 2020
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Lasagna

PewDiePie's favorite word
Bitch Lasagna Bitch Lasagna! Look at T-Series how they crying for there mama!
by Youtube Demonetization March 31, 2019
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