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Screaming-legal

Adjective/Noun

A sexual act in which one person does not consent to and to which police and the courts are involved
You know that town slut? Yeah, well the butch went screaming-legal on me.
by Twiggysmalls January 29, 2019
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Legally incompetent

Nope. No conflation here. I'm maintaining a pretty consistent standard here.
Hym "Nope. I set the bar at legally incompetent. No conflation here."
by Hym Iam March 25, 2023
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legal crime

Something that feels illegal but isn't. Examples include:

-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms
"Yo i just shat in a public bathroom"
"Dude you just committed a legal crime!"
by toilet struggler January 28, 2023
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Legal

nigga, fuck you doin? knock it off, that shit ain't legal here.
by RadarSerpent February 3, 2023
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Legal Precedent

Good. Good... I mean my whole thing is peripheral culpability. It's like my whole thing.
Hym "Now (thanks to the new legal precedent) I'll be able to link the likely but preventable child murder that will happen EXPLICITLY AS THE RESULT of a targeted harassment campaign and the public theft of the solution to the current iteration of A.I. and link it to these piece of shit self-help YouTubers... And HOPEFULLY... I can detroy their lives from the grave... And then they kill themselves. It's a win-win"
by Hym Iam February 7, 2024
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Golden Legal

A Model United Nations Legal who hooks up with their head chair
OMG the Chief of Staff and their Legal hooked up after the debate, what a golden legal.
by ModelUnitedNationsDebater November 12, 2023
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Legally incompetent

Yeah... See? Shouldn't be fucking.
Hym "Yeah, the legally incompetent should NOT be fucking is my whole thing so that ain't on me."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2023
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