(n) Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.
1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong
2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision
3) A person who unfailingly begins an argument with the stupidest person in the room.
1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong
2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision
3) A person who unfailingly begins an argument with the stupidest person in the room.
1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.
2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.
3) He's always getting into fights with idiots. He's such a dumb laser.
2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.
3) He's always getting into fights with idiots. He's such a dumb laser.
by Snibby August 1, 2012
Get the dumb laser mug.Mad Scientist kid who builds a laser ray gun in his grandparent's living room that he is living in to help pay for college, randomly appearing on many laser forums in 2011.
Laser Kid says, "Don't forget to align the switches beforehand"
Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"
Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"
by Johnnydude6 August 14, 2011
Get the Laser Kid mug.Electronic music. Typically heard at raves or European discos. Sounds like a fire fight from an 80s G.I. Joe episode (all of their guns shot laser beams).
A hallmark of Laser Music is a highly repetitive beat and "laser sounds" (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.
A hallmark of Laser Music is a highly repetitive beat and "laser sounds" (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.
Person A: "They said they were gonna be at xyz club tonight and that we should go"
Person B: "Xyz club? That's a laser music club! Fuck that!"
Person A: "What? You mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?"
Person B: "Xyz club? That's a laser music club! Fuck that!"
Person A: "What? You mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?"
by ThePinnacle October 20, 2011
Get the Laser Music mug.It's a word used to define when a man ejacualtes so hard and with such an accurate beam that it can ''cleanly'' cut through anything like if it was a laser cutter.
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(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)
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