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Landon

The act of taking an unnecessarily loud, hot breath on your knuckles and rubbing it on your shoulder. Done after a person one-ups another person.
"Dude! I just got an 85 on my test!"
"Bruh I got 100" *landons*
by mightymouse13 November 21, 2016
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Landolina

To screw up an exceedingly menial or easy task, without possessing the mental faculties to realize your own error.

Etymology: Comes from a bastardization of the words "Land" and "Florentina," probably a reference to one of the colonies founded by Columbus on one of his trips to the Americas, which he mistook for Asia.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.
1. Christopher Columbus Landolina'd the search for a faster trade route to the Indies.

2. I heard he thought those lyrics to 'Blinded by the Light' were 'wrapped up like a douche.' What a Landolina.
by Oskie Bear November 3, 2010
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Landoni

Describes a raging science teacher with a big package. He hates all Virginia's.
Girl One:Ew did you see our science teacher?
Girl two:Yeah I know! He's a total LANDONI!
by Quilence June 19, 2008
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landon

A very funny, sweet, and kind young man. who is often scared by girls, but eventually gets the confidence to talk to them, Landon is not a fighter, he is often a coward, and runs away from his problems. If one of his friends is about to get beat up, he will just walk away and not help. But he will always be there for you to listen to your problems. And if you ever needed help with bills, he will cover you.
hey you know Landon?
yeah hes cool
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Lando

"Pulling a lando": Becoming obsessive and yelling at your ex girlfriend that "I gave you this!" while violently pounding your chest
It's a Saturday night at your friend Natalie's house and you're really drunk. You see your ex girlfriend and she makes some sort of a snide comment. You proceed to scream and yell that you don't deserve this and that "I gave you this!" You have just pulled a lando.
by Kevin Jewett December 28, 2005
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Landon

Landon - This kinda person will sweep you off your feet.

espeaily when he knows what he wants. He is very loving and caring, Active, Outgoing and Motivated. No one stands in his way. He can be very moody and Emotional sometimes, But when you need him he there for anything! He will even travel across the world just to make sure you are ok!
Landon is someones soul mate :)
by BananaLanana February 7, 2010
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Landon

A hot kid, who has a huge dick and gets all the ladies with that big cock. A Landon is someone who has a great personality. But he can be shy some times. He can break a few hearts, but it's Worth it
I wish I was one of them Landon's.
by LexiDicoco442 October 21, 2017
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