ladera Kids

Okay, we have all heard of the town Ladera Ranch. We’ve heard about the moms and the dads and the teens. We’ve not heard much about the children.

These children are little pests. They think if they say “Ur Hair is NOT on fleek!” That you will cry your eyes out. They are definitely showing that they were born after 2006.

“Follow me on Musically!” “Omg did you see what she posted on Musically?!” That is their LIFE. MUSICALLY IS WHAT THEY ALL DO.

They act as if they are all teens. EVEN THE KINDERGARTENERS. I have experience with one of those sassy kids. They are loud and obnoxious and honestly someone needs to pop this bubble that is surrounding them or I will call Kristen Bell to call them basic and she can pop their bubbles. Gosh

Ladera Kids are the kids of Ladera Moms

by Someone you know or not February 25, 2018

Landerholming

To misappropriate unearned client funds from your attorney trust account.

I hope I don't get busted by the State Bar for Landerholming, but I really needed that extra slush money for my trip to France.

by Lo lo rabbit January 22, 2020

1080 Laderstall fakie claymore quadheadshot double throwing knife FTW

in S&D you can win the game and go nuts when you do this because its the shit

Ohh my god, you got a 1080 Laderstall fakie claymore quadheadshot double throwing knife FTW

by alskdjflaksjfd November 7, 2012

Lauderhill

That town in South Florida, in the Fort Lauderdale area, right above the Miami-Dade area. Broward county. Deepside is known for its deep slang. Some say you acn't understand the slang but its pretty basic once you get used to it. Deepside is the main part people know in Lauderhill. Itz compaired to Sistrunk in Ft. Lauderdale, the heart of the black community in broward county. Lauderhill is mainly Jamaican, some haitians, some chinese, and little white.

Don't go talkin bad in the worst parts of Lauderhill because it can be compaired to deep in Broklyn Or Jamaica,Queens. Just dont go down there without your eyes open for danger.

Don't go talkin bad in the worst parts of Lauderhill because it can be compaired to deep in Broklyn Or Jamaica,Queens. Just dont go down there without your eyes open for danger.

by Johhnylife June 9, 2008

Chutes and Ladders

A three way oral sex game where one guy picks up a chick standing up so he can eat her out while the female bends backwards to give a blow job to the other dude who is also standing up to recreate a shoot or ladder. The sex position changes from a ladder to a shoot, or vice versa, when the guys reverse roles.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to play some Chutes and Ladders?"
Girl: "OMG YES!!! I love that game."
Guy 2: "I bet you do... I'm in."

by Milton Wants Sex Bradley March 13, 2009

dry lander

1. The act of purposefully passing or discharging urine into ones own pants to prevent jeopardizing the energy levels of a party or gathering.
2. A selfless act in which a person urinates themselves in the middle of an intense drinking game to avoid jeopardizing a hot streak.
3. Urinating yourself in a bar due to an atrocious line at the men’s restroom.

Disclaimer: It is not socially acceptable for a woman to attempt this maneuver.

My conversation with Mary was going so well that I was forced to pull a dry lander.

by Lord Berling July 28, 2007

Lander

A name given to those who "land" on a lot of women. To be more specific, as much as every single woman in existence.

Man 1: Lander really lives by his name! He has slept with every single girl on earth!

Man 2: On earth? Rumours tell that he'll be "landing" on Mars soon!
Man 1:Well, he has my blessing. That guy has one hell of an endurance.

by Chainsaw_Vader June 21, 2011