Lacrosse

A sort clearly superior to baseball. Not only for rich white kids as many people think, and takes lots of skill and athleticism.

Elisha: Why do you play Baseball and not Lacrosse?
Thomas: Because I suck at everything else that I tried.

Elisha: Of course. Lacrosse takes far more skill and talent to be good at.

by BaseballSucks12345678909876543 December 2, 2019

Lacrosse

A sport for short rich white men who couldn’t swing a baseball bat for their life. Many started in their little league years because they were tired of hitting last and playing right field every game. Lacrosse is the only sport where height is not an advantage, therefore many short, fast “athletes” play lacrosse because their bodies are simply not built for Football, baseball, basketball etc. lacrosse is only played in about seven states so there’s basically no competition for college roster spots. Many lacrosse players receive scholarships from prestigious universities when they are nothing close to college athletes because of this lack in competition.

Blaine: I’m looking to use my speed and agility to play a college sport but I’m to short to compete in any of them.

Chad: Duuuude, do you realize how perfect LACROSSE is for you?

by Leotts December 3, 2019

Lacrosse

life is hard and awesome when playing lacrosse. you get knocked down a lot and have to get back up. ps girls is better than boys

i play lacrosse aka the best sport on earth

by 42isthebestnumberlolhaha December 12, 2019

Lacrosse

People that can take a hit in the side or the shin and not cry and start a fight. Also a sport that BASEBALL players can’t handle because they are big PUSSIES

Yo Jace wanna play lacrosse” hell yeah FUCK baseball.”

by SOLID 69hrs April 21, 2019

Lacrosse

A sport for people who can actually take a hit. All the baseball players think there super good at it. Also requires stamina and skill

Baseball kid: I bet I can score in lacrosse and I’m way better than you.
Lacrosse kid: tell me again when you can throw the ball straight. You probably can’t because baseball kids are gay

by Umv me May 2, 2019

Lacrosse

A sport that actually requires skill and requires physical activity unlike the sport baseball in which you can not run more than 20 feet

David: Lacrosse sucks
Owen: Ever tried playing fag?
David: No
Owen: Then shut up you dumb muppet

by Unexplained Smellz May 17, 2019

Lacrosse

The best fucking sport you can find. Gets a shity stereotype ( rich assholes ). It’s got a lot of history and really fun. Whoever tells you it’s bad is shitty at the game and lays a Alabama hot pocket in his sister every night

Lacrosse

by Benjamin_Doverton May 27, 2019