the kylie paradox originated from a group chat, but initially has an undetermined start date. it is characterized by thinking faster than your fingers during text, causing a jumble of words rarely understood by others. (often made fun of)
person one: look at these coins i earned!
person two: What for that do?
(combination of “what’s that for” and “what does that do?”)
person one: uh oh, that’s a kylie paradox.
person two: What for that do?
(combination of “what’s that for” and “what does that do?”)
person one: uh oh, that’s a kylie paradox.
by rraptor222 September 16, 2022

by Bobwallers January 8, 2015

A rare medical condition that one can catch if caught not wearing a mask in public. Also can be caught by being named Kylie. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; aggressive yelling, random noises, aggressive "throwing it back," and having a gay cat named Tyler.
*In the freezer, yelling*
"Would you like to discuss your emotions?"
*more screaming in the freezer*
"Oh dear, I think you have Kylie Syndrome.
"Would you like to discuss your emotions?"
*more screaming in the freezer*
"Oh dear, I think you have Kylie Syndrome.
by WeeWorm_ October 23, 2020

by rdtfgyutfghj May 17, 2018

by MLKVevo July 25, 2022

Boyfriend: babe you wanna fuck right now?
Girl friend: sorry babe you know I’m a Kylie Morris
Boyfriend: :(
Girl friend: sorry babe you know I’m a Kylie Morris
Boyfriend: :(
by Autism1000 October 7, 2019

by shitfase January 25, 2017
