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kite

v. n. A spy, a mole, undercover, infiltrator.., an individual hired to preform a service against an organization, sometimes may be referred to as a snitch.,
Metaphorical of how a kite can reach certain distances much easier than the one holding the string
Don't trust him, he's a kite...
Sent the kytes in with the chirp...
I kite for a living...
They planned a terrorist attack, but their was a kite in their organization.
The police hired a crackhead to be a kite in the crackfactory(New J City)
by SagedaKing December 7, 2009
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kriebel

hottest family to reside in springfield virginia.
maren + sam: those kriebels are hot stuff!
maren: yeah, let's stalk them!
sam: i'm down
by marrrrren February 13, 2004
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kiteboarding

Similar to wakeboarding but without the boat. Instead of the boat you use a kite to pull yourself. When you jump off a wave you can get major air because the kite will make you sorta fly.
"Let's go kiteboarding tomorrow in the ocean!"
by Matt August 18, 2004
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Flying a Kite

To allow one's thong to rise up to the lower back. Also Kite Flying. Usually associated with females.
Attención, brother– there is some high-tension kite flying over on the stools. Hope she's got a tight grip.
by M. Kenny May 9, 2005
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More high than two kites

To be extremely high on pills especially after taking two hydrocodone. In the dark one may think their sleep, in another place,and wake up mad. They may also be sitting and actually think their driving.
Man, I think im already in Virginia. Oh goddamnit im in Chicago, What the fuck is im doin here. Im more high than two kites.
by De'Nikta October 7, 2007
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Asian Kite Porn

"Asian Kite Porn" is by definition the act of three or more Asians (typically two men and a woman) utilizing or riding kites during sex and are filmed doing so. It's an ancient technique, kite sex. The first recorded act of kite sex was 300 A.D. in the small village of Kung Pau Poo in Southern China. Asian Kite Porn became a legitimate part of the adult media industry in the late 1930's and is still very popular in the Asian Fetish community today.
Uno -"Dude, those Asian's on the tube are having kite sex!"

Dos -"Dude, this s*** is straight f***ed up! But i can't stop watching it... it's so damn graceful!"

Uno -"Terrible word choice, dude... this s*** is majestic. I think I'm in love with Asian Kite Porn!"
by JTizzo September 24, 2011
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Everything and a kite.

It means to encompas everything. Because we are never satisfied with what we get, so why not throw a kite in there?

This was from Ray Romano's book titled, "Everything and a Kite" (1998). He was describing what one of his twins said when Ray asked him what he wanted for his birthday.
I was going to the store to buy his birthday present, and asked him what he wanted.
He looked up from his cereal and said:

"Everything and a kite." (Romano129)
by Monster Hal August 7, 2011
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