You can be infected with Squatters Knob through contact with shady or moist people from places such as Ipswich or Narara. The cause of Squatters Knob is an enigma to the medical community due to its rapid spreading nature a no known cure.
Jamie was lurking in the shadows of the Ipswich tavern smoking area, when suddenly Friendy's mother cornered him with pulsating intention and infected him with Squatters Knob.
by ROOTS BLOODY ROOOOOOTSSSSS December 25, 2020
by PeteyGotshaved August 04, 2019
A clear flaw intentionally placed in a product intended to be shown to a customer or superior during inspection. The idea is to give an obvious, easily fixed problem to the audience for them to focus on and suggest for correction. The person that notices the flaw leaves feeling good that they contributed to the effort or that they saved the effort from the poor souls that worked on it.
by Babaganoosh February 05, 2010
A penis that has not been washed for days and after multiple sexual encounters with various women with questionable hygienic standards.
After being strung out for over two weeks, Carl finally sobered up to find his penis stuck to his inner thigh and the repugnant odor of a fisherman’s knob.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
A frail or weak individual that stands alone in the corner of a crowded room with only his thoughts to keep him entertained.
Guy# 1: That guy has been staring at that chick for an hour now. That's annoying me! Guy# 2: Ummmm yeah......he's a nimble knob! Just look at his haircut.
by JoeyBomm June 29, 2020
Zach has an elevator knob
by Tanishaa123 June 11, 2018
A girl who gives bad handjobs, often preventing proper blood flow throughout the penis because of too strong of a grip
"Man I was getting a handy from this girl last night and she was like a knob lobster gripping my shit"
by CK1052 June 23, 2021