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Kevin

Kevin’s are a fat ugly fuck, unibrow and un healthy, fish bowl in hockey, bench warmer and the friend groups rag doll
Kevin is so weird
by Mr ottigali September 9, 2019
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kevin

loud, annoying, obnoxious he is someone you want to kill every time you hear his voice, he is short, and weak he could get beat up by a feather
omg i HATE kevin i want to punch him
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Kevin

Dude 1:Man that guy is shorter than Alex

Dude 2:Yeah that's Kevin
by N_O_TAlex January 1, 2018
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kevin

kevin is long for kev. kevin will not judge you, but will let you be your own worst enemy. kevin is quiet and reserved. kevin will never start a fight, he only finishes them. the worst thing you could do, is double cross a kevin. kevin has a very low tolerance for stupidity and lies. kevin is a trustworthy and honest. i think the most impressive thing about kevin, is his loyalty. kevin does not give a fuck about big dicks or looking good. he only cares about doing to others as he would have them do onto himself. yes, you are correct, kevin would kill for is bike!
Fuuucccckkkkk!....Jimmy ripped that fool off again !,...
But you know what?,...Jimmys gonna fuck around and fuck around,...and do that to a kevin one day...And thatll be IT for Jimbo!
by winsomelosum February 12, 2018
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Kevin

A shitty manager who has no emotion and constantly pulls starters early and replaces them with the bullpen, usually to less than stellar results; a pussy
Bob: Climb that tree.
Joe: No, I’m scared.
Bob: Stop being such a fucking Kevin.
by pizzajona August 12, 2019
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Kevin

Everyone loves Kevin , but is a player that will eventually break a girl/boy's heart. Besides their need for new love every other month a Kevin is very smart and kind, will stand for what they believes in, and is a great person to talk to when you need a friend by your side.
Person(1): Kevin is so cute and nice, he also likes me... what do I do?!

Person(2): Ugh, true, but don't date him! He is a huge player!
by Killbill345 November 25, 2016
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Kevin

v to be obnoxiously loud and ritually screaming animal noises.
(Looks at screen) Woah! That guy is really kevin-ing it right now!
Dude, that guy is you when you were drunk.
by HeyJayMDud January 18, 2018
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