Kebab

Something that is made out of cat meat.

Karl: What kind of meat will you have on your kebab?
Torstein: The usual!!!!!!!!

by TheGrandTaco March 12, 2020

Kebab Decorator

This is a form of art typically performed by drunks once enough of their kebab has been eaten. The leftovers are either: thrown on the floor, posted through mail boxes, or smeared over shop windows.

Just as Ian said: 'I've had enough of this rancid shit', he threw the kebab over his shoulder. It landed with a pleasing splatter and decorated the pavement with a wonderful array of patterns, colours and textures.

Meanwhile, Simon was trying to make slithers of donner meat stick to shop windows.

A couple of swampbeast bitches walked past and said 'wow, a pair of kebab decorator'!

by ClinterousMk2 May 12, 2010

Chocolate kebab

Placing a frozen poo filled condom into a vagina

She loves a chocolate kebab

by anonymous March 17, 2025

Greasy kebab

A word used by a group to people to call the simp him self Glucose_legend

God that greasy kebab is a real simp

by Twink_Tucker January 6, 2021

Afghani Kebab

In a reverse facesitting when your mouth is blocked by vagina, your nose is blocked by anus and you can asphywank.

Dude she was savage. Feared the worst but managed to get the Afghani Kebab before I passed out.

by RobSiveter May 28, 2025

Berlin Beef Kebab

A meaty treat, served warm from the sausage delivery apparatus of a hairy bravarian man; usually diagonally across the face of a willing lady.

Sandra the milkmaid tried not to retch as Herr-spunk the gestapo officier treated her to a steaming Berlin Beef Kebab.

by Larry Spagbol February 19, 2012

Oldham Kebab

Typical spitroast threesome but with an extra guy who, to feel included, gets off by rubbing his penis up and down the females back like a kebab getting carved in a dirty takeaway. He enjoys himself but was ultimately extra sauce that was not needed.

He was just an Oldham Kebab in the middle of a good night.

by TheDevilsMonkey August 2, 2025