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Fucking Karma

When you take advantage of a person several points more attractive than you and having intercourse with them. Then later while you are intoxicated you have some one of at least as many point below you as the initial victim was above you takes advantage of you.

example you are a 6 and you take advantage of a 8, the next time you are intoxicated you are taken by a 4 or lower.
Man did you see what happened to Karl, Barb took him home and messed him up bad. Didnt he just get with that hot chick from accounting last week? Fucking Karma......
by The other andy April 25, 2009
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karma stank

Infecting an entire area and/or other people with your own negativity
His karma stank really killed the mood of the whole party
by Melle113 March 10, 2016
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Road Karma

Punishment by divine intervention for previously committed road crimes. For example , cutting people off on the freeway , turning from the wrong lane , doing a California roll instead of stop , etc .
I was on my way to the airport and just when I was about to exit , damn ! Road Karma !! A huge SUV cut me off and I missed my exit and missed the flight . Next time I cut someone off I will remember "Road Karma"
by ElMalevo December 3, 2010
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karma akabane

Karma Akabane is from the anime and mang, Ansatsu Kyoushitsu. He is a precious glazed Donut (look at his eyes) and claimed as the most popular amongst the girls, together with Nagisa Shiota and Gakushuu Asano.
Wow, that Karma Akabane is so hot.

OMG! He's acting so Karma Akabane!!
by Anime-trash February 5, 2017
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karma shark

A portmanteau on the words “karma” and “business shark”; a karma shark is a selfish person who superficially does selfless things such as charity, favors, etc. expecting rewards. Such a person believes good deeds or good karma should be treated as credit in order to gain materialistic rewards. A karma shark will often try to manipulate, guilt trip, emotionally blackmail, or peer pressure people into doing favors in return for said acts of generosity loaded with selfishness.
That dude was such a sleazy karma shark for doing all those favors with strings attached!
by Major Madcat July 19, 2019
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dick karma

When you have been putting in your time and getting terrible dick but after all of your sacrifice you end up getting the best dick you’ve ever had. Or vice versa: you’ve had so much good dick lately that you know it’s your turn to have not the greatest dick.
“OKAY GIRL, don’t worry about his small peen. You’re just building up your dick karma” “woof you’re on a roll, be careful of the dick karma”
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Karma Bomb

When all the past good (or bad) karma that you've been acquiring catches up in a single event.
Gary however loveable and nice has been a loser & bad with the ladies all his life only to wake up one morning with two of them spending their time with him, thus karma bombed.
by Megalomaniakaal July 22, 2014
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