Barking at a knot

A useless or impossible task. Often a waste of ones time. Cowboy slang

The guy was barking at a knot when he was trying to hook up with that girl.

Or

Yer barking at a knot . There is not way you can take that stallion.

by Cowbae October 3, 2018

Bitch knot

A long haired dudes version of a female hair bun on the upper back of head. Also referred to as a man bun.

Hey bro, check out that queer's bitch knot! Oh man, I'll bet he sucks more cock than his girlfriend!

by AssMan337 June 17, 2017

korean knot

A Korean knot is made by tying the handles of a plastic bag around a kimchi container that is complex enough to contain the foul odor of the kimchi that is stored within, yet simple enough to remove when getting said kimchi out for eating.

Hey, honey! I am a white guy. How the hell do you expect me to get this Korean knot out, so we can eat this kimchi?!

I bought some kimchi from the local Korean food store, and I noticed the clerk double-bag my kimchi jar and secure the foul smell by tying each bag closed with a Korean knot.

by MrKoreanFan November 7, 2017

Shaggers knot

A clump of unkempt hair on the back of a ladies head after a hard nights shagging.

Look at the shaggers knot on Caroline, Dave must have been on her all night.

by Johnnytheyid March 3, 2017

pussy knotted

The unfortunate even in which you think you are hitting on a girl but its a guy.

"Watch out bro, you might get pussy knotted!"

by Graham Cracka Smacka May 30, 2016

Fuck Knot

Tangled hairdo

She has a little fuck knot going on there.

by Zero K Nexus October 22, 2019

Top Knot

A man who puts his hair up in a bun-like styling. This can be worn on the top, rear, or sides of the head and is considered to be the worst hairstyle among men these days.

Karen: "Damn look at Matt over there with his hair in a bun."
Kyle: "Jesus, that is so gross, what a top knot!"

by ikennoteven March 3, 2021