KFC Blood Oath

Eating KFC is a delicious extravaganza. A mouth watering joy of essence itself. But the Kernel will take back what it’s due. One may eat of its tastiness now, but the one will suffer from severe fire poops that draw blood shortly after. And this is the KFC Blood Oath.

Hey Josh, you eat that delicious KFC yet?

Sure have man! I enjoyed every moment!

Yeah, I’m sure! You think the KFC Blood Oath will be repaid tonight, or tomorrow morning?

Oh tonight for sure!!

by the teli May 24, 2022

KFC

k.f.c - keep fucking chicks
Like kfb keep fucking bitches

Friend - I don’t even be fucking with bitches emotionally anymore. Ever since Tasha did me dirty. I just kfc & move on.

Other friend - word, I kfc too but I still simp over them lmao 😆

by Undefined culture April 9, 2021

Wibble wobble KFC

What my religion teacher tells me not to write in my essays!

"whatever you write, don't write wibble wobble KFC"

by McCartneyChalamet February 4, 2024

KFC

the meaning of Kentucky Fat Chicks

DrillSargent: When you retire, DO NOT GO DOWN TO KENTUCKY AND GET KFC, you'll regret it.

by Blanket May 3, 2015

KFC afterburn

When your anus feels like an erupting vulcano the day after you ate spicy KFC

The KFC afterburn is hitting me hard today. I don't think I can go to school with a fiery anus like this.

by JasonBanaan February 3, 2017

Drive To KFC

Niall Horan decided to change the lyrics (and technically song title too) from "so baby if you say you want me to stay, I'll change my mind" to "so baby if you say you want me to drive to KFC" on tour in 2012-2013

Niall Horan: So baby if you say you want me to drive to KFC!

by bananas.dinosaurs.oioi.potato May 8, 2021

Oops, sorry, my finger slipped, I just ate KFC

A non-apologetic response for doing something annoying but harmless in a video game. Framing it as if you just ate KFC and you "accidentally" did something. e.g., killing your friend in a video game, killing his animal in a video game, ext. Usually used when playing on controller.

Person 1: "Bro, why did you kill me?!"
Person 2: "Oops, sorry, my finger slipped, I just ate KFC."

by HORNYMOTHER November 18, 2025