Jordan

Jordan is normally a narcissist who only cares about himself. He goes out with girls just to break heir hearts.

Omg he is such a Jordan

by NateDog01 March 8, 2020

Jordan

The act of repeating someone's idea more loudly and claiming full credit.

Man, he totally Jordan'd my joke!!

by Uncle Cactus November 7, 2019

Jordan

Jordan begged nicely for titties

Michael : "Yo Jake, did Jordan get titties?"
Jake : "Yeah, Jordan got titties from an 70 years old woman because he begged nicely."

by IGetTitties June 20, 2023

Jordan

Where can i start. A jordan is a special creature. They enjoy seeing the pain of others and laugh at peoples failures. They are truly amazing. They are the type of friend that you can have that is down for anything. You go over for a sleepover at their house and start a cult. You go out and you and jordan are barking at old lady’s walking by. You make a secret language and trash talk everyone around you. They have the best snacks for all their fat ass friends. Nobody really knows the true chaotic levels of this person until they have unlocked it, and when you do seriously debate running. But if you stick around there will be no disappointment.

A Jordan is the perfect slimy rodent to have in your life and it will bring many great memories

by suckmyjuicytoes July 17, 2021

Jordanism

someone who worship screaming and moaning during sex

Jay and Beth enjoys jordanism during night

by Steve job's August 30, 2018

Jordan

A jordan just knows everything about financing. You can ask him everything about finances, credits, etc. and he will know it. He always has a emergency plan and he always has money.

Also he knows how to use credit cards to pay credits and vise-versa.

Arnold: "Woah he sure knows how to handle money"
J.B: "He is a jordan"
Arnold: "Ohh k"

Jordan: "I have bought my third credit card to pay my second credit off. It's working perfectly"
Mister Q: "How can you manage all these credits and credit cards?"
Jordan: "I am a master of finances!"

by Drachenlover919 July 17, 2018

Jordaned

To build up a series of bar tabs and leave without paying them.

"Did you hear about that guy? He had tabs in 5 bars and then Jordaned"
"What a Douche Canoe."

by Turtbobsquirtpants August 23, 2018