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Joel Jomon

The sexiest and THICCEST Curry Pakistani and Indian you will ever know
Yo, that kid looks like he is the biggest Joel Jomon
by Yeetus Mcleetus June 23, 2019
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Kiryas Joel

A purely Hasidic Jew community in Orange County, New York. Given that the women have prolific amounts of children and don't work after giving birth to their second child the town is among the poorest in the United States.
Poverty, strict religion, and beards, all in one: Kiryas Joel.
by Nick Weiner February 7, 2009
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Joel Osteen

A famous and powerful preacher in Houston Texas. He is also known as the smiling preacher. He has received some criticism from other preachers that only want to tell you that you're going to hell and from people that get mad that a preacher is making money. He has also been accussed of not preaching from the Bible however, there hasn't been a single cermon he has done that he has not used or changed any scriptures. He has been respondsible for attracting millions of people to the Christian faith. In addition, at of 2009 he has the largest church in the United States. He has been noted on teaching people not only prosperity through God but also how to help people, tolerate people, stay faithful, and stride for your goals through God. He has also stated that prosperity is not always money but health, or just having a good job. He continues to touch millions of hearts and lives.
God Jesus Christian Love Christianity Jesus Christ Joel Osteen
by mc of prayer July 20, 2009
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Joel Stick

Tool used when flushing the toilet won't evacuate the bowl.
After eating cheese for weeks, I needed the Joel Stick.
by cheesehead123 March 12, 2012
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Joel Vincent

An amazing Indian kid who kicks ass at life and can hold his drinks unlike his white counterparts. Worshipped in many religions as the god of sexual desire or sexual activity. Also, a Joel Vincent kicks ass at everything. Joel Vincents get all the ladies.
Brock Baxter: Wow, look at that hot Indian kid, surely he must kick ass at life and be able to hold his drinks unlike me or my white friends.
Brock's Mom: I WANT THAT JOEL VINCENT!
by Brock Baxter March 9, 2005
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Joel Cairo

1) A Dandy--a dandy--a gay man, so called because of Joel Cairo in "The Maltese Falcon." Joel Cairo is one of the first clearly gay men to appear in American film. A Joel Cairo is probably a gay man who hasn't come out but is kinda obvious if you smell his gardenia scented business cards.

2) To do a Joel Cairo is recoup your losses after having seemed to have failed. To suddenly rally in the face of defeat--much in the same way Hulk Hogan suddenly comes back from the dead when the Hulkamaniacs start screaming his name.
How did you end up losing the bet?

That cat Joel Cairoed me--I didn't realise he knew the bookie and had a hot tip. Damn!
by Cerys B March 23, 2010
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Joel's Cat

A very fat cat. A lump.
Joel's cat is fat. You have such a Joel's cat.
by Joels Cat Admirer June 29, 2022
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