Jessica

Has the biggest dick you have ever seen.

Seen that girl over there?
Yeah that’s Jessica

by Helloiamthebestpersonintheworl May 14, 2020

Jessica

If you know a Jessica don't hang around. Run away and don't look back, thy may always seem amazing at first but they will be pulling you in ready to do anything in their power to destroy you.

Jessica; Name
By: MagicSENSE

by MagicSENSE June 18, 2020

Jessica

One of those theater kids who moves to Hollywood to "make it big", but gets scammed out of all her money and is left cold and lonely in the alley wearing drapes she found in the trash.

Stephanie: Oh. My. God. Martha is like SUCH a Jessica right now like I can't even! *fans self with stack of hundred dollar bills*

by The HiveMind October 15, 2017

Jessica

The biggest snake there is! NEVER trust a jessica with anything. She will use you and when you drop her, she will try to blame everything on you. Jessica’s are also the biggest hoes:)

Girl 1: “What happened between you and Jessica?”

Girl 2: “She is a fake”

by thisisfun910 July 19, 2019

Jessica

Jess is usually a bitch, she will leach onto you and make you feel like she is your best friend and then she will exploit all your secrets. Never trust a bitch named Jessica.

Girl 1: oh look it’s Jessica

Girl 2: oh that short ass bitch. Ewwww
Girl 1: she’s pretty nice

Girl 2: just wait till she’s done leaching on you
Girl 1: omg I can see that

Girl 2: no shit

by Bitch42069 July 27, 2018

Jessica

An over populated breed of trash panda that live in cum dumpsters. They are infested with many diseases and are not to be treated as house pets. Usually spotted in section 8 housing.

That Jessica has it’s dirty paws on my son Jeremy! We have to kill it before it spreads disease!

by Whittneycummings June 20, 2019

Jessica

1. The alter ego of an extremely entitled person while channeling pure bitchiness at anyone and everything.

2. The name of anyone being an angry bitch to any poor souls who happens to cross their path because nothing's good enough for them and they think it's the whole world's fault.

Synonyms: Ultra-bitch Super-cunt
Antonym: Canadians

Girl: "OMG! How dare they treat ME that way! Helllooooo!! I'm mother-fucking Jessica you wastoids! Why are you even alive?! Ew!"

Innocent bystander: "Daaamn, That girl's being a real Jessica! Let's get the fuck out of here!"

by BuBuKittyFuhk May 2, 2018