Jessica

that bitch (sometimes lesbian bitch)

Person 1: "that bitch Jessica"
Person 2: "Jessica actually means that bitch"
Person 1: "yeah u right"

by YoYoshi February 27, 2019

Jessica

someone who will leave you for no reason and take your dog

why did you leave jessica?

by joseycheeselol July 23, 2018

Jessica

bitch ass nigga

jessica is a bitch ass nigga

by chabboiloi September 26, 2018

Jessica

The biggest snake there is! NEVER trust a jessica with anything. She will use you and when you drop her, she will try to blame everything on you. Jessica’s are also the biggest hoes:)

Girl 1: “What happened between you and Jessica?”

Girl 2: “She is a fake”

by thisisfun910 July 19, 2019

Jessica

An over populated breed of trash panda that live in cum dumpsters. They are infested with many diseases and are not to be treated as house pets. Usually spotted in section 8 housing.

That Jessica has it’s dirty paws on my son Jeremy! We have to kill it before it spreads disease!

by Whittneycummings June 20, 2019

Jessica

1. The alter ego of an extremely entitled person while channeling pure bitchiness at anyone and everything.

2. The name of anyone being an angry bitch to any poor souls who happens to cross their path because nothing's good enough for them and they think it's the whole world's fault.

Synonyms: Ultra-bitch Super-cunt
Antonym: Canadians

Girl: "OMG! How dare they treat ME that way! Helllooooo!! I'm mother-fucking Jessica you wastoids! Why are you even alive?! Ew!"

Innocent bystander: "Daaamn, That girl's being a real Jessica! Let's get the fuck out of here!"

by BuBuKittyFuhk May 2, 2018

Jessica

A little rat who keeps trashing you on everything you do. They insult you but then say sorry after. But they don't mean it. Sometimes they get really aggressive, they may pinch and slap but it's all in good fun. They're quite stylish and can pull off multiple looks. Has trouble being nice sometimes but if you catch them on a good day it's all good.

Did you see that girl? She's a total Jessica

by lil il-fated October 7, 2017