Stiff jensen

When you shit on your fist before landing a jab

Did you see that fight last night that guy pulled a stiff Jensen.

by The real Minnow September 12, 2020

Levi Jensen Ballegrep

Levi Jensen Ballegrep is the famous ballegrep. In order to use the ballegrep you have to find Levi Jensen. Levi Jensen is a dieing monkey race. You have to put your hand on his balls in order for it to work.

Oh shit there’s a Levi Jensen over there! Let’s use the famous “Levi Jensen Ballegrep” on him!

by whalla gangster May 27, 2021

Matalynn Heiss Barr Jensen

The worlds most beautiful girl ever. Truely a one of a kind person. Matalynn Heiss Barr Jensen will be the type of person who loves you no matter what. threw heaven or hell :)

She really lives him, she must be a Matalynn Heiss Barr Jensen

by yoyoungmoney December 30, 2013

National Kiss Jensen day

May 28th is national kiss Jensen day

I kissed him because its national kiss Jensen day

by LEVIisHOT May 27, 2022

Janson

To leech an object that belongs to someone else.

Don't janson my cigarettes! Can't you buy your own?!" or "Stop being a douche. I know that you're waiting for me to buy lunch so you'd be able to janson it!

by Keeenny February 25, 2011

Jens

Jens is a good person, most Jens’es will become teachers even tho some might not. He has a good personality and is a trustful and kind soul. He loves animals but hates somethings :3

Oh look there is a Jens

by Liscake September 18, 2018

JENS

The best of the best. Much better than Petter, Erlend, Torje, Werner, Franz and Ermal. Biggest penis of them all.

I wish i was l like jens

by IKKENOLEDIGNAVNFORFAEN October 7, 2016