jellyfishing

the opposite of catfishing. someone who seems bland and simple on social media but stings you with so much more sexiness in person.

Guy 1: Dude, remember that Ashley girl I showed you on Tinder? Probably not because her profile sucked. Well, last night I met up with her and she was SO HOT! Totally knocked me off my feet.

Guy 2: Now THAT is what I call jellyfishing!

by urbanpersuasion March 02, 2018

JellyFishe

some bitch yall will find on discord

awwwwwwwwww shit it JellyFishe

by manbabychildpersonhuman June 26, 2021

evil jellyfish

when you’re on your period and you feel a jellyfish like thing flop out of your vagina

“i just felt the evil jellyfish”

by September 15, 2020

sleazy jellyfish

An orgy in the ocean or any other body of salt water.

Damn that Sleazy Jellyfish the other night, water is defiantly not a lubricant.

by trinii1 September 26, 2014

Detroit River Jellyfish

Another word for condom.

Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.

by bad boy billy November 15, 2017

ceiling jellyfish

any reflection of the sun off an irregularly shaped object that creates a jellyfish-like image on the ceiling

"Dude, what's that funky thing on your celing?"

"Which thing?"

"That's funny it moves when you move."

"Really?"

"Yeah ... it must be a ceiling jellyfish coming from your bald head."

"... hmph ... "

by Rossisaurus February 07, 2010

Jellyfished

Considering a jellyfish's mouth is an anus and a mouth, it is only ethical to say "I'm jellyfished" rather than "I'm shitfaced" when drunk.

Guy: Broooo I was jellyfished last night
Guy 2: I know bro it was hilarious 😂

by Mad Definitions March 07, 2019