Detroit River Jellyfish

Another word for condom.

Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.

by bad boy billy November 14, 2017

premade jellyfish

its be your jelly but a fish⍨ ,as well it been premade by a dick shit like lewis.

marry dick shit🌵🐾🌳🦔🦔🦔🐕🐳🦔

sam: hay were my jelly
lewis:i made a premade jellyfish

sam:noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

by ciller cattle March 13, 2020

birthed a jellyfish

A large period clot that resembles a jellyfish in the toilet bowl.

I sneezed and it felt like I birthed a jellyfish. Or That blob was so large was so large it looked like I birthed a jellyfish

by Mac C October 13, 2023

Staring At Jellyfish

Making out

Kaden and Maddie: *Making Out*
Austin: OH HELL NAH!! GUYS THEY ARE STARING AT JELLYFISH!!

by Poloboy12 June 29, 2023

forbidden jellyfish

A sex toy that is only the ass portion that has been abandoned on the beach

Randy found a forbidden jellyfish on the beach and now it stings when he pisses

by Unslanted March 18, 2021

Jellyfish

A jealous bitch.

Samantha: “You’re so skinny, I hate you bitch.” Amanda: “Don’t be a jellyfish!”

by Toledo burrito February 16, 2019

Superfast Jellyfish

A youtuber most famous for his hilariously obvious fake blindfold speedrun of Super Mario 64.

Person 1: yo man did you see Superfast Jellyfish fake blindfold speedrun?

Person 2: yes that shit was so bad!

by Im_Verminator January 28, 2023